When you’re criticizing an argument, make sure you know to whom the argument is addressed. It may very well not be about you.
Got Nothin’ Saturday! Saturday, Mar 12 2011
Uncategorized 10:41 pm
It’s been a day of cleaning and failing to avoid the news at the Marier home today.
If you need to break away from the present moment and take a broader view, I commend to you the aphorisms of Don Colacho. You’re welcome.
I’ll Get My Analysis of the Democratic Day of the Dead tonight… Wednesday, Nov 3 2010
Uncategorized 8:03 am
…but let me get a couple things out of the way before I take my shower and get to work.
1. Great night, obviously.
2. I think I have a slightly different take on the Senate situation than most. I don’t think the problem is simply that the Republican primary electorate picked bad candidates. There’s a deeper problem here, and that would be an overall lack of talent among the Republican candidates offered to the primary electorate. Which is not really surprising: after all, it’s hard to develop talent over the course of 2 lousy congressional elections.
3. But still: John Cornyn must go. I know it’s not entirely his fault. But it’s absolutely crucial that in 2012, the man at the helm of the NRSC have actual credibility with the Republican primary electorate in key states. Otherwise, we will see the same thing happen all over again.
More later.
I’ll be brief Tuesday, Oct 12 2010
Uncategorized 11:14 pm
Rough day.
But I’m sitting here watching the miners be freed on the TV.
This too shall pass. As always.
I just realized something. Friday, Jul 4 2008
Uncategorized 1:16 pm
You know, “Drill, drill, drill!” is not only my policy on meeting short term energy needs. It’s also my policy on education reform.
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Joe’s Patriotic Things to Do for the Fourth of July, 2008. Friday, Jul 4 2008
Uncategorized 9:38 am
Now, this is extremely important, so I want you to pay attention. If you do ANY of the below things, I will officially not question your patriotism ever again. You know that I do it all the time, right? You meet me, and you say something stupid about the neocons, or the war, or our government, or the pernicious influence of Alexander Hamilton and/or Abraham Lincoln, and my brain just goes… pfft. Unpatriotic! It’s totally wrong of me. And yet, I can’t help myself. It’s like a reflex. Just like your reflexive lack of patriotism!
Sorry, sorry. See how that happens?
There’s hope, though. Fake it till you make it, as they say. Let’s get started.
First patriotic thing to do for the Fourth of July, 2008.
1. Join With Me in Catching the Falling Knife that is VTI.
In case you don’t know, VTI is the ticker symbol for a exchange-traded fund called the Vanguard Total Stock Market Index. An exchange-traded fund is like a basket of stocks that you can buy all at once, and VTI basically holds every single stock that there is. Every single AMERICAN stock there is. Because it mindlessly buys everything, Vanguard’s cut of your money is practically a rounding error. And right now, it’s down about nineteen percent. I’m hurtin’ — whoops, I mean, AMERICA is hurtin’ — on this one. So, America needs you to start propping this puppy up.
Now, I’ve done my part. Normally, I invest about fifty dollars a month in VTI through my Sharebuilder account, for my son Max’s education. In June, as the market was diving, I invested a total of about two hundred dollars, as the stock went on sale. And, of course, the stock has just kept going down, and I’m going to keep buying until it stops… probably another sixty or seventy bucks this month and next month, as soon as my (very patriotic) trip to Detroit and Peoria is over and done with. Then, when it goes up, I’ll look like a genius. That’s how the stock market works, you see. Buy low, sell high, and give some love to all our fine value-producing publically traded companies. They need it right now.
Now, how do you do this? Well, there’s many fine brokerage houses, but I like ING Sharebuilder. With Sharebuilder, you can buy fractional shares of an ETF, so it’s almost like buying a mutual fund for four bucks a trade. With the tiny amount of money I have, I can buy pretty strategically that way.
So, once you’ve build up a position of a thousand bucks or so, you can say, “Well, I’ve bought a thousand bucks worth of VTI, but I’m still voting for Obama because those d**n Hamiltonian neo-cons need to get what’s coming to them!”, and I won’t question your patriotism. I may ask skeptically if you’re still building your position in VTI, but that’s it.
2. Give money to politicians.
Won’t someone think of the politicians?
I mean, I suppose you can vote, but that’s the easy part. You need to go all-in in supporting the major parties’ ability to speak without the filter of our idiotic media on all the time.
You see, if you DON’T give money to politicians, they’d need to pander to gigantic media conglomerates to get their message out. If you DO give money to politicians, then they need to pander to you to try and get more money. That’s infinitely better.
McCain never liked raising money, for instance, so he panders to the media instead. Reagan was a money machine, baby. He worked the rubber-chicken circuit for basically his entire life, and thus could say anything he felt like.
Other politicians are like that too. Ron Paul. Barack Obama. Mitt Romney. If they didn’t have money, people would just laugh at them. I mean, they’d laugh at them harder than they already do, and then ignore them. And the country is better off because they have money.
So, I repeat, giving money to politicians is even better — nay, more patriotic — than voting.
3. Stop saying you’re “a Registered Independent”
Who do you think you’re kidding, anyway?
Most people basically vote for one party or the other. In fact, unless you’ve cast a perfectly even number of votes, half of which have gone to one party, and half of which have gone to the other party, you prefer one party over the other. So, stop kidding yourself, and join up with one party or the other.
You know what? Joining a political party is a completely cost-free action. You don’t have to vote for the people in the party you belong to, do you? You can switch at any time, right? So why be independent? Because you dislike both parties? Well, unless you don’t vote, you vote for people who are loyal members of a political party, so you obviously don’t consider it to be a disqualifying personality flaw.
You can even join a third party if you want to. As long as it isn’t one of the socialist cultist ones. Just stop with the independent thing, because you aren’t. You don’t know better than everyone else.
And if you think you do, you’re totally unpatriotic.
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Okay, that’s enough for now. Now go open your account with Sharebuilder! Happy Fourth!
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Um… Thursday, Jun 19 2008
Uncategorized 6:53 pm
I saw this AdWord recently.
Democratic Convention – Denver.org – Join the largest event in Denver’s history this August 25th-28th.
Really, the largest event? Is it gonna beat this?
Finally, I have something off-topic to say! Monday, Jun 9 2008
Uncategorized 9:22 pm
But, unfortunately, it’s brief.
1 part Smirnoff Citron, 5 parts Welch’s White Grape Cherry Juice.
I’ll come up with a name for it later, but it’s tasty.
UPDATE! My wife just informed me that she diluted the juice for the kiddies. So, make that 1 part Smirnoff, 2 parts water, 2 parts juice.
And my wife ish the aweshomest wife EVER. Whoo!
Goldberg Purgatory, Day 33. Monday, Jun 2 2008
Uncategorized 10:53 pm
I think my hands have recovered from a marathon practice on Friday by now.
I went to a friend’s wedding shower on Saturday. The host had a Kawai baby grand in the sunroom of their house, overlooking a medium-sized pond with a fountain. I wound up sitting there and trying to remember how to play the piano for what seemed like an hour.
It’s always good to be reminded how different playing on a grand is. The feel on a grand piano is very weird; it takes a lot more force to get those keys down, so if you’re nervous, your hands tend to rebel and say, “Never mind. We ain’t moving!”
Also, considering where I am in my piano skills, I didn’t feel like I deserved to be playing in such a beautiful space. A part of me felt like I needed to be back in the basement of my alma mater, and that I should stay there until the Goldbergs are memorized.
Still, a great time.
Goldberg Purgatory: Day 31 Saturday, May 31 2008
Goldberg 7:33 am
Note to self: create Google Spreadsheet that will keep track of how many days I’ve been working on this thing.
Got a lot of work done last night on the first half of Variation 3, which is actually not too hard at the right tempo… and is insanely difficult at my current skill level if I take it at the Gouldian “Hey! I’m a Virtuoso Pianist!” tempo. The piece overall make take 100 minutes instead of 80, I’m thinking. The audience is gonna love me. My vendors will be serving Claritin-D washed down with Red Bull at the intermission. If you come, you may want to bring crayons and Cheerios to keep yourself quiet.
Tell you what. I’ll follow up the Goldbergs with Messiaen’s Vingt Regards sur L’Enfant-Jesus (total performance time: two hours, ten minutes), and then end short and sweet with Ives’ Concord sonata (45 minutes). Peter Jackson will come, and he’ll be saying, “Joe, I think you need to make some cuts”. Bill Clinton will say, “Wow, maybe people DON’T want to listen to one guy for four hours.”
Okay, Enough schtick for now. It’s going to be a “lecture-recital”, so I have to save some for the big show…
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